Even though everybody does it, we all ignore that it happens, but…. everybody poops.
That’s why it’s brilliant to have a bottle of this Homemade No.2 Poo Spray in your guest bathroom.
With the holidays coming up, you’re bound to have a house full of guests at some point. Heck, it doesn’t even need to be a household full, it could just be a couple of friends and believe me, you’ll be thankful you have this.
Homemade No.2 Poo Spray
It not only saves embarrassment for your guests if the need presents itself, but it also prevents embarrassing smelly smells wafting through your home that you’d be forced to ignore.
We have 4 bathrooms. (I know! Who really needs 4?) We have the teen bathroom downstairs, our master bathroom, the upstairs guest bathroom and our main floor powder room. Our main floor powder room is the one that’s used the most during holiday gatherings. As if it’s not embarrassing enough to need go No.2, the fan in that bathroom sounds like a jet engine, which of course alerts the entire household that you need the fan. 
Designed to Be Forgotten™
That’s when I thought I’d try to make my own “poo spray” to hide embarrassing odors. All you do is spray 3 or 4 times into the toilet bowl, before you go. And it magically keeps the odor from escaping the bowl.
My new spray along with Quilted Northern®, will provide the perfect finishing touch to my bathroom as it creates the perfect elevated bathroom experience. I’ll be making my guests SO comfortable, they’ll forget any embarrassing thoughts that may occur. I can always find plenty of Quilted Northern® at my local Target. We like the Ultra Plush with 3 soft layers to keep our experience forgettable. (Buy 3 and receive a $5 Target Gift Card.) Single ply should be against the law, especially in a guest bathroom!
How to Make Homemade No.2 Poo Spray
Supplies Needed:
- Small travel size spray mister
- essential oils in the scents you like (I used Lemon Grass, Sweet Orange and Lavender)
- vegetable glycerine
- rubbing alcohol
- distilled water (I didn’t have distilled water, so I boiled water and let it cool)
Additional Items:
- Glass measuring cup
- funnel
- measuring spoons
- Add essential oils and glycerine to your bottle. I created a scent with what I had. I used 3 different scents.
- Add the rubbing alcohol.
- Add the distilled water.
Give a swirl to mix it before spraying and before using. Scroll down for printable instructions and measurements.
If you like my printable label, it’s yours to use. All you have to do is download it, print it and trim. You could tape it around your bottle, or use the Xyron machine that creates a sticker from any image. 
Once you’re finished, just place it in your bathroom and you’re ready for the holidays!
- 15-20 drops lavender essential oils
- 10-15 drops sweet orange essential oils
- 10-15 drops lemon grass essential oils
- 2 Tablespoons rubbing alcohol
- 1 teaspoon vegetable glycerin
- 4 oz. distilled water
- Choose the essential oils that suit your preference.
- Add oils to your small travel size mist spray bottle.
- Add glycerin and give it a swirl.
- Add rubbing alcohol.
- Add distilled water and swirl again.
- Add your lid and tighten.
- Shake before using. Spritz 3 or 4 times into your toilet bowl before you go.
Use my free label to add to your bottle.
Use any essential oils that you love.
Hey look! If you buy 3, you’ll get a $5 Target gift card. You can never have too much Quilted Northern®, right?
Check out one of their clever videos! I love these!
The makers of Quilted Northern® use our 100 years of experience to craft a toilet paper that works so well you can forget your bathroom experience. Because the best bathroom trips are the ones you don’t remember.
The makers of Quilted Northern® use our 100 years of experience to craft a toilet paper that works so well you can forget your bathroom experience. Because the best bathroom trips are the ones you don’t remember.
This is a sponsored conversation written by me on behalf of Georgia Pacific. The opinions and text are all mine.
Kim
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Thank you for this recipe. I’ve been wanting to figure out how to make my own “poo” spray and you’ve done it for me! The store bought kind is way too expensive. Pinned.